It's day 7 my friends and I've got something to say!
How to confuse your kids 'til the Christmas Day.
Wrap those presents kid by kid
But don't you worry 'bout keepin them hid.
Each kid gets their own color paper and bows
But this isn't just how everything goes
On Christmas Morning, tell who gets what
But before then, just keep your mouth shut!
Peter gets the presents in newsprint and Roger - brown bags.
Only Daddy gets the ones with the id tags!
The kids won't guess who gets what
Until Christmas morning when the silence is cut!
Vacuum up the paper scraps with your faithful Bissel, Bro,
Then you and Mister Mollie kick it underneath the mistletoe!